Dinner time

Actual conversation in the kitchen this evening:

Phil: (opening a can of beans) "These beans smell like dog food." (Opens another can and smells again).

Me: "I love the fact that you said it smelled like dog food and then you sniffed it again anyway."

Phil: "So?"

Me: "Well most people probably wouldn't go back for another smell once they'd discovered it smelled like dog food."

Phil: "Well that's because most people would consider smelling like dog food to be a bad thing."