Saturday, February 16, 2008

Faux duck faux pas

While we were in Australia mum was telling me about a green grocer who suggested she use corriander to cook with duck, and how, as a vegetarian, she lost interest in what she was saying.

Thinking of Tofu Turkey-aka Tofurkey- I innocently suggested:

"Maybe you should have asked him for 'Tofuck'."

The silence in the car once everyone had realised what I had said to my very anti-swearing mother was nothing more than deafening.

1 comment:

Dan said...


And i'm sitting in Manning house at the moment so everyone on the ground level witnessed my snorting laughter... thanks for that.