Tuesday, October 04, 2005

The mother lode

I have finally hit the ‘bad Chinglish’ mother lode.

While shopping for bathroom tile cleaner today I couldn’t resist buying this fine product:

‘Evergreen Porcelain Cleaner’ boasts it is “non-stimulating to skin… used for removing the scale on the hard, water-proof surfaces of water pool, basin, bathtub, cock, shower spout, ceramic tile, smooth floor and plastic wares.”

Yeah, I had to read it twice too.

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