Friday, August 19, 2005

It was the breast of times, it was the worst of times

I tried to buy a new bra this morning, but was told my breasts were too big for any of the bras in the shop.

No really.

Stop laughing.

Those of you in cyberspace who are unaware of my bra size should be tipped off by the raucous uncontrollable laughing you can hear echoing around the world at this very moment. Obviously this is a very new phenomenon for me.

As it happens I am too 'fat' to fit into most of the pants off the rack here. I have a 30 inch waist: yeah I'm a regular whale.

I guess the only consolation to being a human whale, is that in comparison to the girls around me I have Pammy Anderson's breasts.

Shut-up, I said in comparison!

7 comments:

Calmly Chaotic said...

That really sucks. I came across your blog while hitting the random button, and this post caught my eye. I have a friend who has this exact same problem. You're not alone! :)

Omni said...

I kind of have the opposite problem; I'm a 38A... a bra size that doesn't actually exist in stores.

Louise said...

the point is that my bra size is actually pretty small, but here in china it is considered large... now I have opposite the problem I normally have

Dan said...

Ok Lou,
Here's what you have to do:
Go for a brisk walk during your lunch hour. With the humidity you should shed enough pounds so as to be "normal."
Problem solved :)
Dan

HHD said...

your father is reading this!!!!

Louise said...

so i pass out from dehydration in the shop, but at least the tiny little clothes fit!

Angie said...

I'm not laughing --- honest!