I tried to buy a new bra this morning, but was told my breasts were too big for any of the bras in the shop.
No really.
Stop laughing.
Those of you in cyberspace who are unaware of my bra size should be tipped off by the raucous uncontrollable laughing you can hear echoing around the world at this very moment. Obviously this is a very new phenomenon for me.
As it happens I am too 'fat' to fit into most of the pants off the rack here. I have a 30 inch waist: yeah I'm a regular whale.
I guess the only consolation to being a human whale, is that in comparison to the girls around me I have Pammy Anderson's breasts.
Shut-up, I said in comparison!
6 comments:
I kind of have the opposite problem; I'm a 38A... a bra size that doesn't actually exist in stores.
the point is that my bra size is actually pretty small, but here in china it is considered large... now I have opposite the problem I normally have
Ok Lou,
Here's what you have to do:
Go for a brisk walk during your lunch hour. With the humidity you should shed enough pounds so as to be "normal."
Problem solved :)
Dan
your father is reading this!!!!
so i pass out from dehydration in the shop, but at least the tiny little clothes fit!
I'm not laughing --- honest!
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