At dinner last night for the farewell of a friend leaving for home in Italy, the conversation turned (somewhat bizzarrely) to the things that Bangkok 'dancing girls' can do with inanimate objects.
A*: "Bananas?"
B: "Peeled bananas."
A: "What? They peel bananas? With their .... [glancing downwards]?!"
B: "No dear, the last time I checked our vaginas did not come with opposable thumbs."
A: "Oh right, yes."
[*names have been changed to protect the embarrassed]
2 comments:
Hey, it could be handy... no pun intended!
oh the possibilities!!
...I mean you can do things while others things are being done! Erm. Yeah. That's what I meant. Whitout saying anything actually... right.
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